10) I'm Republican
9) I love me some beef brisket sandwiches
8) I'm single
7) I'm a single FeMaLe
6) Not opposed to succession
5) Built for the WIND-40 mph winds are just a light breeze
4) I have good taste in music
3) I'm used to being the minority
2)I'm just CRAzY enough to fit right in
1) I have the perfect hair to "JACK it to JESUS"
